Monday, July 30, 2012

You know you're pregnant when...


You close your eyes and see brownies.    
And I wasn't even thinking about food...

You sob hysterically during a romantic ROM COM scene and then re-watch it 4 more times.
"Friends with Kids"=good movie. But, un-pregnant people probably won't cry at all...

You have an extremely vivid dream that you and your husband are Cops and you are investigating the death of Sylvester Stallone.
Apparently Sharon Stone killed him. Also noteworthy: Steve's the good cop. I slam Sharon against the wall to gather her confession. Look out Sharon! Lieutenant Bad-Ass is on the case!

You start having an almost un-controllable desire to snatch food off of other people's plates
"Steve you didn't want those fries right?" Whoops too late.

You break down and buy these pants:




Then, you start wondering how you could finagle a way to wear them again on a Post-Pregnancy "fat" day....

Like is Thanksgiving ok?


What? They are SOOOO COMFORTABLE!


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