You know that phrase "I've fallen and I can't get up?"
Oh you know it.
All of us 90's kids quoted it repeatedly in Steve Urkel's voice...for... years.
I never thought it would happen to me for realzees....
I was enjoying a relaxing time in the tub reading my Rolling Stone and rewarding myself for heading to the gym (going about once a trimester...but who's counting...lol) and when it was time to get out of the bathtub....
I found I couldn't....
Because my arms suddenly became about as effective as a T-Rex's:
Teeny tiny and couldn't support the weight of my huge expanding belly.
Thank God for Steve and his ability to act as a "Future Father/Forklift" at the same time.
Note to self: will be avoiding the bathtub from now until Peanut arrival and especially if my "Rescuer" Steven isn't home....
I'm just saying "No" to bubbles... :(
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