You know that phrase "I've fallen and I can't get up?"
Oh you know it.
All of us 90's kids quoted it repeatedly in Steve Urkel's voice...for... years.
I never thought it would happen to me for realzees....
I was enjoying a relaxing time in the tub reading my Rolling Stone and rewarding myself for heading to the gym (going about once a trimester...but who's counting...lol) and when it was time to get out of the bathtub....
I found I couldn't....
Because my arms suddenly became about as effective as a T-Rex's:
Teeny tiny and couldn't support the weight of my huge expanding belly.
Thank God for Steve and his ability to act as a "Future Father/Forklift" at the same time.
Note to self: will be avoiding the bathtub from now until Peanut arrival and especially if my "Rescuer" Steven isn't home....
Time: 12:05am Place: Our house. Steve and I are fast asleep. We receive the following "drunk dial" voicemail. Hilarious-ness ensues....
Thing 1: Hey d*ckhead
Thing 2: Hey a**hole
Thing 1: You're not a d*ckhead I didn't mean that. Ooh I love you.
Thing 2: We're calling you because we were trying to figure out if you want to talk to us. Apparently not. Because you're a Baby Mama so you're probably sleeping.
Thing 1: You're growing a child so we get it.
Thing 2: Yeah we get it you're harvesting a kiddo. Well wait you're not harvesting because that would mean...hey there's something on your face!
Thing 1: Ok we love you.
Thing 2: We hope you have a good night we love you we miss you.We hope that in approximately 60 days you push out a fabulous kiddo.
Thing 1: You will. For sure. We hope for a speedy push.
Thing 2: You're gonna need a lot of drugs. You're taint's probably going to rip. They going to have to sew your Va-jane-a.
Thing 1: No they don't.
Thing 2: When they tear what it tears what they are sewing? (yes that is what was said. No typo..lol)
Thing 1: It's not your Va-jane-a it's your taint.
Thing 2: What if she tears in the front like Kimbra did?
Thing 1: Ew that's unfortunate. OK love you.
Thing 2: We hope that doesn't happen to you because Kimbra has a very funky...sewage situation Actually Kimbra looks just like you! You guys would get along great!
Thing 1: Oh My God the cops are here! Gotta go!
Thing 2: The 5-0!
As you can see I had to protect the identities of my inebriated friends and referred to them as Thing 1 and Thing 2. BTW...the "cops" was actually a pizza guy...LMAO.
We've had a solid short boy name list down for awhile...years in fact, but girls names are WAY harder to choose.
So my fabulous brother in-law Christopher suggested that we do what him and his wife did when they were expecting our nieces...use a little math.
Steve took the attached chart and then we both filled it out with our Rank order for a boy/girl. #1 being our favorite and #9 the bottom of the list. He then assigned points like this I think:
Rank # #1= 10 points #2=9 Points #3=8 Points
And so on.
Below is the attached chart Steve came up with which narrows down our Girl Name List quite a bit.
It makes it a bit easier and I don't know but something about the fact that it is in Excel is comforting to me. :)
